unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via district-ninethreequarters)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

pettankoprincess:

potootagath:

wingleader:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

because white people have made sure that everything is about race
as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.
Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)
Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.
And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers
Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

Fo real though Zheng He was like the greatest explorer of all time

as I said last time I reblogged this: Ibn Fadlan’s writings are notable as some of the earliest (essentially) anthropological writings as compared even to his contemporaries in Europe and the Middle East (and many more who came later) because while there are some instances of flights of fancy the majority of his travelogues have been supported by evidence from much later writers and archaeological materials.
And yeah Zheng He was indeed one of if not the greatest explorers I mean there’s a really good chance that some crude Portuguese copies of Chinese charts his treasure fleets made were used for large chunks of Magellan’s fleet’s circumnavigation of the globe.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

pettankoprincess:

potootagath:

wingleader:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

because white people have made sure that everything is about race

as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.

Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)

Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.

And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers

Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

Fo real though Zheng He was like the greatest explorer of all time

as I said last time I reblogged this: Ibn Fadlan’s writings are notable as some of the earliest (essentially) anthropological writings as compared even to his contemporaries in Europe and the Middle East (and many more who came later) because while there are some instances of flights of fancy the majority of his travelogues have been supported by evidence from much later writers and archaeological materials.

And yeah Zheng He was indeed one of if not the greatest explorers I mean there’s a really good chance that some crude Portuguese copies of Chinese charts his treasure fleets made were used for large chunks of Magellan’s fleet’s circumnavigation of the globe.

(Source: romancingalbion, via shakespearenerd15)

combeferret:

jobacks:

So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.

there was once a time we laughed at chad’s mom

now we are chad’s mom

(Source: hawkgays, via like-red-ash)