Trash Gnomes Anonymous
kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

theflamingonator:

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

you put it in words bless you

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
(via jennayliu)
dadfunkadelic:

no godsno masters

dadfunkadelic:

no gods
no masters

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.